Perfect secret Santa gift. A hilarious Christmas ornament just in time for this year's tense holiday gatherings. Hand made in the heart of Kansas we laser cut and hand paint each ornament just for you.
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These high quality ornaments are hand made of Walnut and Birch Wood, and sealed with a light poly coating. Because they are laser engraved they will last virtually forever with proper storage.
Because these are hand made, please leave ample time to order. Purchasing Priority shipping will speed the delivery time, but does not chance the time needed to make your ornament. If you have a specific date and are worried about time frame please message us to ensure we can meet the need by date.
Average Processing time is 5 business days.
Shipping from United States
Processing time
5-7 business days
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
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Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept cancellations
Frequently Asked Questions
Are you looking for Brand Ambassadors?
Yes! We are always interested in partnering with those who have an on brand following. Send us a message with your platform handle and insights and we will reach out if you are a good fit. This could include free product in exchange for promotion, or a deep discount for a post mention.
Do you offer Wholesale?
While we do not offer Wholesale (yet) we do offer deep discounts for large orders. Please contact us if you are interested in selling our items in a Brick & Morter store, or Subscription boxes.
My Shipment was returned to sender due to invalid address. What do I do?
When a package is returned to sender for any reason a refund will be processed, for the purchase amount minus the cost of original shipping charges. To receive your item a new order will need to be placed with the correct address.